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Inner Hermione

The part inside oneself that knows, and will answer, all the questions the teacher asks during any given class.
Particularly bad when present in a science/mathematics lesson.

Taken from the character Hermione Granger an annoying know-it-all from the Harry Potter series of books & films.
Girl 1: Man, I felt like such a total bitch in chemistry today.
Girl 2: Why's that?
Girl 1: I couldn't keep my Inner Hermione under control, and spent the whole feakin' class with my hand in the air.
by Lunettarose December 19, 2008
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hermione

A very clever girl in the Harry Potter books and one of Harry Potter's friends.
Hermione went to Honeydukes.
by GrkGoddess89 June 2, 2003
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hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.
“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth
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hermionaphobia

Fear of getting killed, or worse, expelled
“Now, I’m going off to bed, before I get killed, or worse, expelled.”
“Woah that’s some hermionaphobia!”
by Sykq April 10, 2021
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to hermione

when someone is carrying their books close to their chest with both arms wrapped around in a Hermione Granger styled fashion.
Dude why are you carrying your books like that!? you're totally hermioning

Yesterday i had so much to carry, i had to hermione
by anonymous-loser October 20, 2011
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Hermionesexual

Hermionesexual is where you are madly in love with Hermione
y/n: I am in love with Hermione Granger!!
y/n: Natalie you are Hermionesexual!!!!
Natalie: oh ok.
Natalie HARRY!! I am now Hermionesexual!
Harry: Ok
by Hope Hayes December 29, 2020
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Hermione Cringer

Seven books seven holes. This is when you stick each of the seven books in every hole in the female body.
1. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Will: Dude guess what.
Brad: What.
Will: I gave that one girl a Hermione Cringer.
Brad: Nice bro, cool.
by Killer Gringo May 1, 2015
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