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Face Hemorrhoid

A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
mugGet the Face Hemorrhoidmug.

hemorrhoid hunter

Game to play with the boys. Normally played in the carpark after dumping our heads in sardine paste. (See infrabren utbe)
You free for a game af hemorrhoid hunters? Me and the boys are off to the carpark for a game and wanted to know if you'd like to join ?
by Sardinepaste11 January 6, 2025
mugGet the hemorrhoid huntermug.

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.
Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.
by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022
mugGet the Hemorrhoid Playmug.

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021
mugGet the Post-Birth hemorrhoidsmug.

Hemorrhoid

What to call people instead of "asshole" because assholes have very important purposes in life. Hemorrhoids are nothing but useless pieces of flesh that hang around and cause pain, and suffering.
They are such a hemorrhoid for voting against women's rights.

They are such a hemorrhoid for eating the last slice of pizza.

My ex is a gaslighting hemorrhoid.
by Girlwithamission June 26, 2022
mugGet the Hemorrhoidmug.

Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.
Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023
mugGet the Hemorrhoidal as fuckmug.

Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal
Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.
by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023
mugGet the Hemorrhoid shotmug.

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