Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

hemorrhoid hounder

A male homosexual.

"Look at that queer, he is such a hemorrhoid hounder"

by marcusgg December 15, 2009

History's Hemorrhoid

History's Hemorrhoid aka Donald Trump

Before Vladimir Putin squeezed his pet turd into the oval office, history's hemorrhoid once crapped his elderly pants while on a golf course.

by phathatcat October 1, 2018

hemorrhoid maggots

When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.

When Dylan wiped his ass he found several hemorrhoid maggots on his toilet paper.

by michelleutta November 6, 2020

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Post-Birth hemorrhoids

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.

Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.

by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022