luke hemmings

socks lookalike

have u seen sock?

yes!! luke hemmings dupe!!

by calumpapii April 17, 2023

Hemmed up

Detained by law enforcement. Handcuffed. Zip-tied with hands behind your back.

Look at those poor bastards. Down on their asses, hemmed up on the curb. Ha, better them than us, eh bro?

by jimmy da prick March 12, 2017

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty

"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"

by michaelislit December 8, 2018

Jack Hemmings

Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.

Coll: i wanna sit on top of Jack Hemmings.
5sosfam: word.

by Dalylabeanxx June 12, 2018

blind hem

Using ones sewing machine whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!

by heidim November 19, 2014

luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞

lindsay: luke hemmings is hot.

person: we know

by luke hemmings - linds💕 June 2, 2018