by calumpapii April 17, 2023
Look at those poor bastards. Down on their asses, hemmed up on the curb. Ha, better them than us, eh bro?
by jimmy da prick March 13, 2017
Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020
luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty
by michaelislit December 8, 2018
Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.
by Dalylabeanxx June 2, 2018
Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
by heidim November 19, 2014
luke hemmings is a aussie in a band called 5 seconds of summer, along with 3 of his best friends. he is also very hot and a lady mans. -linds💞
by luke hemmings - linds💕 May 6, 2018