Heltfirm

Somebody acting like a main character in an anime despite sounding like Young Sheldon/Nerd Emoji/They Cum in jars with My Little Pony figures in it.

You're just a Heltfirm bitch, you're not that big of a deal.

by Kachoogle June 9, 2024

HeltzanDewey

A pair of people, usually partnered together with a common goal of ruining something others have made. They scam their way into positions of power, but lacking the brain power to light a single diode they usually run whatever well oiled machine they have decided to “manage” into the ground.

“Man things were so succesful here, then HeltzanDewey showed up and fucked this whole place into the dirt”

by Shade Pilcorn July 8, 2025

Kyle Helton

A very unstable, angry, alcoholic ass person. Who is known for smoking pot and drinking fifths of alcohol at a time. Does not put up with bullshit

That’s Kyle Helton.

by treycombs3 February 11, 2018