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Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.
dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024
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Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.
Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024
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hello kitty says acab

stupid bitches who make blm into an aesthetic
girl 1: uwu hello kitty says acab
girl 2: stfu blm first

girl 3: period u tell em
by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020
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hello kitty says acab

a term used by social rejects who want to make supporting acab & blm an aesthetic so they can seem "quirky" and "cool" when in reality they aren't and their making the movement look bad
person 1: hello kitty says acab
person 2: shut the fuck up emily we dont care about your shitty aesthetic either support blm or not
by pie pie pie pie pie pie November 11, 2020
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Hello Kitty Girl

Primary characteristics: self-confident appearance, obsession with the sanrio universe (or other children franchises), mental disorders (e.g. borderline, depression, daddy issues), sexually open, from unstable family background

Hello Kitty Girls are usually not open to monogamous relationships and usually have relationships of a purely sexual nature without emotional attachment. Especially on people with a Dear Daniel personality they seem extremely attractive. These people are mainly characterized by low self-esteem and weak personality. They form a perfect mirror image of Hello Kitty Girls.
If a relationship with a Hello Kitty Girl actually develops, it usually takes place in two phases.
First, they are extremely fixated on her partner. The relationship usually quickly turns into a sexual and emotional dependence of both on each other.
At a certain point, the mental disturbances that have been put aside until then usually take over again and the Hello Kitty Girl starts to let her partner feel this. Finally, the relationship ends after a period of between 3 and 12 months. While the Hello Kitty Girl falls into her usual patterns of affairs, the Dear Daniel personality is usually left with an inner emptiness due to the long emotional contact with a mentally ill person.

Because of these currently frequent occurrences, Hello Kitty Girls have a reputation for destroying the hearts of well-intentioned lovers and dragging them down with them into a hole of depression.
Friend: hey are you okay? I havent seen you laughting for ages. Is it because of your Hello Kitty Girlfreind?

You: I dont want to talk about it, its complicated...
by Goth expert April 4, 2023
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Hello Kitty Says ACAB

A saying used by "e girls" / "fake alt girls." What this saying is doing, is romantisizing the BLM movement and turning it into an aesthetic. Most people (not all) people saying this are white and have never come across racism but they think they have the right to speak for black people. (which they do NOT) People saying this are probably pretending to be bi and they go my she/they but the make fun of neopronouns.
Fake alt girl: UwU hello kitty says acab
Person 2: shut up the black lifes matter movement is not a joke!
by Esme_is_gay_af January 1, 2021
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Hello kitty girl

A girl who prolly got daddy issues and wears pink and black, she tend to dress like an egirl and she got hello kitty wallpaper or peluche
-Hey man i'm dating an hello kitty girl
-Nah bro leave her alone, that's a massive red flag
by Tratraffy January 15, 2023
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