Hello Kitty Syndrome

The female version of the "Peter Pan Syndrome"; a grown female who behaves and/or conducts herself immaturely; childish; female that is not accepting to "grow up" and behave her own age; female regression to her childhood.

Some people would say she is having a midlife crisis at age 35 because she loves going to bars every weekend with her 21 year old friends instead of settling down. I suppose she suffers from Hello Kitty Syndrome.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014

hello kitty head

When A Girls Head Is Too Big For Her Body.

Damn That Bitch Got A Big Ass Head

Yeah Thats A Hello Kitty Head

by Frank Jamal December 29, 2007

Dirty Hello Kitty

When a male fucks a female in the ass with his penis before pulling it out and slapping her across the face while moving his hips in a side to side motion in order to produce the final result, which is brown whiskers across said female's face.

Holy Fuck, Jimbo just gave Kelly a Dirty Hello Kitty! I hope she washes up before kissing her daddy! Oh wait, she's a whore, no worries.

by Triple BLV January 15, 2010

hello kitty girl

a girl who likes hello kitty a lot, typically has pink on everything and tells guys the weird things she'll do to them.

the hello kitty girl invited me to her house

by Meanings behind memes June 24, 2023

Hello Kitty Retard

Any female over the age of 11 that has an infatuation with Hello Kitty.

Usually ugly goth /emo girls will walk around with hello kitty swag to appear 'cute' and 'original'

"Omg that attention whore girl with the frankenstein boots and pink hair extensions is such a Hello Kitty Retard"

by *LoserLicious* June 16, 2010

Hello Kitty-fied

The process in which a movie/tv show/artist is changed into hello kitty.

Did you see how she hello kitty-fied Hellraiser? Who new evil could be so cute?

by Jessi_Cat September 7, 2012

Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.

I love hello kitty condoms very much

by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021