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Hasselkød

Hasselkød or Hasselmeat is the true definition of happiness. Imagine you open up your lunch box, and the first thing you see is a horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar, and the first thing that comes to your mind is joy, celebration, gratitude, forgivness, nothing is better than that feeling. Oh yeah, the horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar is just a muslibar filed with joy. So if someone offers you one, MARRY HIM. NOT HER. HIM!

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Made by: Bilal zarouken hadouken
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Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.

Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.

Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
by Bilal zarrok June 20, 2019
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David Hasselcoiffe

A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.
"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
by Cinema Mudd February 4, 2009
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Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp
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Don't hassle it

often used by the zoo krew of costa mesa, the phrase is used to tell others to chill out, or it'll be alright.
"hey cutty boy don't hassle it!"
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David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.
Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.
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Haseeb

A man of great stature, his reputation precedes him. He is the boss of his life and world. A man who has mastered Tony Robins technique of "manifestation". A man who could also be known as "Top Gun" with the ladies.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!

Example 2:

"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"
by spiritoftony February 27, 2012
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HT-Hasse

as in, "Her wet,quivering HT-Hasse belied her apparent disinterest in me."
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