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Hard Rhymer 

A nickname for Chuck D, the MC of seminal rap group Public Enemy. Compared to other MCs, Chuck spits harder, more serious game.
From Public Enemy's "Rebel Without a Pause":
Yes the rhythm the rebel
Without a pause I'm lowering my level
The hard rhymer where you never been I'm in
You want stylin' you know it's time again
D the enemy tellin you to hear it
Hard Rhymer by Joe Davola December 30, 2004
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Hard Rocker 

A Hard Rocker is someone who generally likes pure Rock music, doesn't care that much about apperances, and has a tendancie to dicriminate against chavs. A Hard Rocker will also generally listen to older bands such as Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith. They have a taste for the more harder genre in music with bands such as Drowning Pool, Silpknot and Rob Zombie. They also take a liking to newish bands such as Alter Bridge, Creed, The Exies. Hard Rockers are genuinly nice people and are easy to get along with. They dress how they want but mostly in jeans and jackets. They also love the scruffy long haired look
sittin at home with a drink n food watchin there favourite tv programme and listenin to music in the background. Pure Rock Music, showing themselves to be Hard Rockers!
Hard Rocker by T.D.R June 22, 2006

Hard Rock 

Hard Rock is just classic rock that's often a little too hard and rocking for the ladies who prefer more mellow stuff which is cool.Classic rock includes any rock from the 60's and 70's such as psychedelic rock,acid rock,hard rock,progressive rock,progressive hard rock and maybe some metal before it became such a trendy fad and before Mtv fagged it up beyond repair and the underground dicks didn't help either with the possible exception of "some" thrash metal.Classic rock was more blues influenced and soulful than today's metal which is too stiff and stupid and dark and goth and evil to be enjoyable.

Let's do this right with no faggy hair metal or grunge tards...

Led Zeppelin
Rush (started out as hard rock and hard progressive rock)
Ted Nugent
Aerosmith
AC/DC
Nazareth
Heart
BTO (listen to songs like "Not Fragile" and "Welcome Home")
BOC
Thin Lizzy
UFO
Scorpions (old stuff before the dark times,before metal)
Cream
Black Sabbath
Alice Cooper
Queen (if you don't think so it's because you haven't listened closely enough)
Deep Purple
Ozzy with Randy
Jimi
Van Halen (the original Van Halen only)
Pat Travers
April Wine
Triumph

Hard Rock is very closely associated with rock,classic rock,progressive rock and progressive hard rock,as well as with psychedelic or "acid" rock and "Southern Rock" as well.

If your girlfriend likes it then it might be rock or classic rock or pop rock or maybe Southern Rock.But if your girlfriend says "can we listen to something else?" then it's probably too hard for her ears,too long,too progressive and has too many solos for her.Hence, "Hard Rock."

All rock is good as long as we're talking about classic rock which really is what all of this is.Classic being pre-Mtv rock and hard rock and southern rock and prog rock and prog hard rock and acid rock or psychedelic rock,but not really metal except for maybe barely a litle bit.Bands that were rock or hard rock or metal before Mtv could still pass as classic rock.If I had to list all classic rock bands then I would be here for fucking ever.
Hard Rock was meant to be played loud without shame or embarassment.Something that just doesn't hold true to most of today's rock and metal.Hard Rock played loud sounded good and was a true test of the quality of a good stereo.Back then stereo had equalizers unlike today's piece of shit stereos which are almost always devoid of a good EQ and usually come with a stupid fucking "bass boost" button.
Hard Rock by Smokin October 23, 2005

Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.
Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'

Hard Reset 

When you're jacking off and someone punches you in the balls.
I was just about to cum all over her face and she Hard Reset me!
Hard Reset by Ulrick_Goldmane August 7, 2017

Hard rocks 

5 of the smartest scientists in the world got together and decided to answer the meaning of life scientifically. They worked hard, and got to one answer: Why is the rock hard? Since they were scientists, they knew the answer, but the wanted the real answer. Their boss told them that they had to start all over 11 months of hard work. They retired themselves that day and became philosophers.

Definitions of Hard Rock:

-A question that can be answered scientifically, but is supposed to be a philosophic question
-Someone very awesome to the point there must be a NEW word to describe them
-All the scientists that helped create the Why is the rock hard? are automatically hard rocks.

Definition of Soft Rock:

-Someone who is a sad person and has no personality, as we ALL know, soft rocks can NEVER be rocks, or hard rocks (the way they are supposed to be).
-Someone who only listens to hardcore classical music.
-A normal boring question with a normal boring answer.
Hard rocks are awesome people.
Hard rocks by XDHAI!!!!!! May 14, 2015