Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 28, 2018

Hankiest of Handkerchiefs

Meaning 'the best'- The handkerchief that is better than all the rest - usually with a strong attractive pattern / design that makes it the 'Hankiest if Hankerchiefs'

Bob - "Is that blue and burgandy striped handkerchief yours?"
Derek - "Yeah, it's my favourite"
Bob - "Well it sure is a nice looking one"
Derek "It's the Hankiest of Handkerchiefs"

by Hank chief March 15, 2009

Hitchhiker's Handkerchief

Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.

That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.

by Stzar November 12, 2019

German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

irish handkerchiefs

Arms, in one utilitarian aspect; usually one's own.

Given my inordinately runny nose and lack of tissue, I opted to hang snot on my Irish handkerchiefs.

by Jello Gaga January 14, 2008

Handkerchiefing

When 2 gay men masturbabe each other using handkerchiefs (handkerbation), the aim is to fill the handerkerchiefs with hanky cum

"Hey Bob, do you want to go to the movies tonight'?

'Nah - me and Derek are going to be Handkerchiefing"

by Hanky Chiefer October 15, 2008

handkerchief-head negro

a subservient, role-playing, white-stereotyped black person. A lone black person in a friend group of white people.

That underclassman Liam is a handkerchief-head negro to all the white popular kids at lunch.

by Deblack Man December 13, 2023