Han soloing

When you have such a crazy wet dream that the whole blanket molds around your body and crusts like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

Friend (1) : holy shit I just found him completely Han soloed in his bed this morning he must have been Han soloing

Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him

by Bigpapacito69 August 29, 2025

Han Solo

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁

Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL

FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID

by Fangirl4life❤️ April 22, 2018

Han Solo

Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.

She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.

Devastated...

by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018

Han Solo

The one who actually shot first.

Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!

by A Fucked Up Life December 19, 2019

Han Solo

When a female gives you head while playing Fortnite

Yo my girl gave me han solo last night

by Takreen March 12, 2018

Han Solo

Going alone for awhile to get things done.

Greg: Wheres Dave?
Tyone: He said he was going Han Solo for abit to get things done.

Greg: ahh gotcha

by redeyes (⌐■_■) April 23, 2024

han solo exit

When a guy gets out of the swimming pool wearing a swimsuit with the ball bag removed as clings to his features similar to when Han gets frozen in carbonite

a Girl at the pool says to another girl "Wow! Did you see that guys han solo exit?"

by stupordave July 11, 2019