Hampton Grey

The color of my eyes, the color of safety. Call my name and I’ll come keep you safe

“Hampton Grey”

by Hampton Grey April 8, 2021

hampton, va

A city located in the tidewater region. In hampton you can see the bay anywhere within a 5 min walk, and you can see the ghetto anywhere within a 3 min walk. On the shorelines you can find the wealthy, and just 2 blocks over you can find the slums. The NFL is basically composed of players from Hampton High School and Phoebus High School. Every black man knows not to venture into Fox Hill for fear of the rednecks, and every redneck fears the mean streets of Shell Road as well as Rip Rap Road. All of the white kids are now wiggers snorting coke 21 hours out of the day. Kids come back from college (Radford, Va Tech, or JMU) to learn that the striaght edge kids from high school, now are "drug dealers" or at least they think so. In all honesty, if you want some good seafood or a crack rock , Hampton is a great place to visit.

person 1 - Do you know where I can get some coke?

person 2 - Dude, are you kidding me? Any white kid in town.

hampton, VA is suburbia turned into urban within two blocks

by David Lemons May 13, 2006

Lionel Hampton

The best Bamf-NWA who ever played the vibraphone.
He was one of the nicest jazz musicians ever, without the attitude of Miles Davis or arrogance. His sensitivity and finesse made him uniquely approachable and a great dude to hang out with. Trust me, I knew him.

He picked up Quincy Jones and gave him his start.

RIP Lionel, a great man and friend.

Lionel Hampton used to play the vibes with a smile.

He was a real charitable man, funding many housing projects.

He was a Republican, who was also a 33rd degree Freemason. What a bamf.

He could swat a bullet with the hammers he played his vibes with.

He was such a bamf on the vibes that after he had a stroke, he even continued to play.

by Qiote April 18, 2010

Hampton Manor

A small puddle situated between East Greenbush, NY and Rentler. A large amount of crackhoes and their drunk kids have taken refuge in the piece of shiznit neighborhoods surrounding this disgusting cess pool. Empty cough sizzurp bottles line the streets and the deformed children pollute the East Greenbush Central School District with their A.D.D. and meth fueled antics.

"Hey man, you want to go fishing down in the Manor?" - Steve

"Hampton Manor? What are you on drugs? I don't want to get stabbed today." - Eric

"Dude, at least it's less scummy than Nassau." - Steve

"True dat, holmes." -Eric

by The Slizzurd December 3, 2010

Hampton Bays

A beautiful, tiny town in the famous Hamptons of Long Island, part of the larger, more famous town of Southampton. Though it may be small it is the most populated of the Hamptons year round. It thrives in the summer when the usually small town blooms with tourists whom the locals call "cidiots".
It is not the richest of the Hamptons but it is still very nice
The beaches are exquisite and some of the local food, such as that at Slow Jack's is great.
There are many pizza places, nail/hair salons and chinese food places which the people who live there think is quite funny.

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by malloroid April 17, 2009

Ben Hampton

One pronoun for depositing faecal matter in such grassy areas known as play parks. Preference in baskets.

This place of origin has had a Ben Hampton

by Ben Hampton October 1, 2016

Brown Hampton

The act of masturbating while releasing fecal matter out of your anal cavity aka taking a poop

Mr. Maki taking his laptop into the bathroom and disappearing for a solid hour and when he came out and we asked him what he was doing in there he proceeded to say layin down a fat brown hampton

by Mark T. Maki November 7, 2010