half life 2

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

by keiran December 9, 2004

half life 2

a spectacular game that people use to get the anger outta them, or if they just wanna blow the crap outta the combines.

dude1:did you play half life 2 last night?
dude2:yea, blow'd the crap outta the combines

by alexander orlando December 11, 2007

Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

by Andrew May 14, 2004

Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

by ¦ Matrix ¦ August 25, 2005

Half Life 3

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.

1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019

Half Life 2

A first person shooter that so outclassed others of the same time frame, almost no one played it on a console. But it still remains the definitive title on the PC.

It's best described in dialog.
Half Life 2: What's up man?
Halo 2: I'm cool!
HL2: Man f*#k you! You wouldn't know cool if it jumped up and bit you on yo weak ass.

by Admiral Monk October 8, 2008

Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's

Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...

by Is not trying to build a Strider... December 31, 2004