shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.

Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."

by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010

haggis

Its a bagpipe for scottish people

Haggis=bagpipe

by JoshCarthy9999 May 17, 2011

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's haggis last night.

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab Girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

Haggis Muncher

Noun, A person who consumes a copious amount of haggis, usually scottish.

Have you seen him? Who? Triviaking! Oh yeah, what a haggis muncher.

by I_AM_PIEMAN August 4, 2009