Hafdís

Hafdís is a beautiful being with a gorgeous ass.

"omg its Hafdís! Be careful you might fall in love!"
"I'll try! but it's impossible!"

by weewuu October 11, 2022

Harod

Yeah, this is going to take like 5 parts... I might take a nap before I finish...

Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"

Guard "Harod?"

Harod "AH! Ye... What?"

Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."

Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"

Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"

Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."

Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."

Jesus "Yeah, what's up."

Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"

Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."

Harod "So... You're making fish?"

Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."

Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱

Jesus 😐

Harod *Whispers* "Ooohshitwegottagetthisguythefuckouttahere!"

Guard "Uh... I..."

Harod "What are your going to do?"

Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."

Harod "Wine?"

Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."

Harod "Bread? A bread man?"

Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."

Harod 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod 😨

Guard 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."

Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"

Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."

Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."

Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."

Guard "Um... Do you...?"

Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."

Guard "... Ok..."

*Jesus and the guard walk off*

Harod "Ooooo shit..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Hafid

sweet, kind and very handsome boy. apparently good-hearted, with geeky tendencies and smiling with everyone.
but inside he hides a great cowardice and a sad inner world that he tries not to show to others.
good friend but not someone to trust in relationships, because he will be afraid and run away.
arabian prince charming for a while but don't fall for him or he will break your heart

that girl is sad, it's because she has dated a Hafid!

by Hiimtheproblemitsme August 28, 2023

Hafooza

Hafe is used when you are describing a sexy hunky arabian man with a stunning beard and stache combo, along with a long mullet. Hafe is a specimen from the desert of Collingwood. A true hot 🥧
Prides himself on his signature Pesto sauce pasta and anti pasto.

Main experiences:

home Chef, master chef, footy player, astronaut, x factor winner, samurai, fornite warrior.

Many people are Hafes, to be a Hafooza is a title, an honour.

Today you shall be knighted, Sir Hafooza the 69th.

by fonzou September 20, 2023

haodong

haodong haodong

haodong is pouring coke onto the ground again

by haodong December 5, 2023

Haodong

A cute guy that's real nice, smart and caring... And also slightly mentally unstable, but that's ok, we can unpack that together later!

Haodong's name wasn't on this website, but I bet if else's wasn't, he'd add theirs!

by a.purple.pen.associate May 12, 2024

hamoding

the act of sending ham toward a moderator or administrator of a big thing, then calling them gay and saying "go outside"

"I caught a man hamoding, so I reported him."

by nimbus de calastro January 2, 2025