dirty haystack

a dirty person who sleeps around with cowboys or cowgirls.

my friend is a dirty haystack because she cant get enough of them yee haws.

by lil autii September 27, 2019

Donkey between two haystacks

A difficult situation in which a palestinian chick is about to get seduced by two french speakers.

"Reem is like a donkey between two haystacks"

by Pembertonthedon November 5, 2013

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Needle in a haystack (literally)

When a needle is impossible to find because it’s in a stack of hay

“there’s a needle in a haystack (literally)

by ImMaker37 June 28, 2023