Sex that doesn't count because it happens so far away from one's home. ...Generally considered cheating, but justified as acceptable because it is beyond the common horizon.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.
A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.
by ITMoss January 20, 2011
While driving, the distance from an intersection with a light signal where you decide that regardless of what color the light is, you're not going to stop for that light.
The intersection horizon varies directly with both the speed or size of the vehicle.
The intersection horizon varies directly with both the speed or size of the vehicle.
by Alfetta159 August 13, 2010
A deviant sexual act whose name based on the exploding oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The act begins with a blumpkin (a blowjob on the male while the male defecates into a toilet bowl). In the midst of the act, one of the parties lights a match that causes an explosion from the burning methane.
I got that girl from the club to give me a blumpkin. Halfway through I went to light a cig and it caused an explosion like the Deepwater Horizon, dawg! It singed my ass hairs and almost blew up my toilet!
by JC Not Christ September 09, 2010
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