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Lake Howell High School

A hellhole of a "high school," this institution, more of a prison, is operated by the warden "Dr.Storch" this satanic bitch prides herself on putting money into a shitty football team, that's never going to get better. She thrives on the oppression of the rights of the prisoners I mean "students" and she hates the awesome band, the Silver Regiment. besides that, this school is known for its blind spots from cameras, that prisoners are known to have sex in, evidenced by used condoms laying around. the school is from the seventys, and has 2'X1' holes in the wall, covered by plates of some metal, probably used to fix the a/c problems, but, of course, it failed. also, there are some like mutated cockroaches there, they are like HUGE!. Storch takes away things like test exemptions, off campus lunch. Also, her and her staff often break the 4th amendment rights of the students, and they search cars and people for drugs and the like. Lake Howell is a PRISON, and is worse then HADES.
Lake Howell High School is the pinnacle of hell and is where an evil sadistic bitch named after a bird goes around biting the heads off of innocent prisoners/students.
by StorchIsASadisticBitch. December 7, 2009
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Howell Hick

The act of living in a urban area of Howell,MI and thinking your from the deep south. Howell Hicks like to wear their boots, wear flannel shirts and are most know for their Confederate flag on their belt buckles,hats and trucks. Most of the "Hicks" are extremely racist even though they probably haven't seen a black man in person their whole lives. These "Hicks" chew tobacco while in the presence of other hicks but when they are alone they wont touch the stuff. If you ever run into a uneducated,racist individual they might be a Howell Hick.
( IN SCHOOL )
Andrew- Man I love my new truck
Nick- cool, got a dip?
Andrew- of course im a rebel
Nick- yeah we are boots and all
Andrew-I hate black people

Nick- Yea me too

( OUT OF SCHOOL )

Andrew- that chew is nasty
Nick- yea it is but we fit in if we do it
Andrew- My uncles black
Nick- I dont really hate black people either
Andrew- Yea i see a few in Meijer because i live behind it in the apartments.
Nick- Lets get our boots on schools about to start
Andrew- Were Howell Hicks
by Cockandballs69 June 10, 2011
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Dan Howell

A big meme that needs to be his self that the whole world should love
Phil: Dan is so stupid.
Phandom: PHIL HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE BIg meme AS KNOW AS DAN HOWELL
by DanandPhilschild March 21, 2017
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Hopewell Valley

Hopewell Borough, Hopewell Township and Pennington Borough, are all in the Valley. Its full of Higher middle class families, the cops are assholes, the kids are pot heads.
Hopewell Valley Central High school is the local public school, and if you go there, you hate the Pennington Prep School, and all other prep schools.
Everyone knows everyone.
1-"Hey dude its the first day to school, where you going?"
2-"to my bus stop..."
1-"Na you aint dude, we're getting high before class!"
2-"sounds good."
-first day of school at Hopewell Valley Regional Highschool.
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Dan Howell

A hot British YouTuber. Whom was Existential Crisis a lot. Who lives with Amazing Phil in London.
Wow Dan Howell is so hot!!
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emma howell

Emma Howell should be defined as a girthy person (usually a female) that has a sensitive touch to her and may have a smell to her as well
I was sitting in class and smelled a horrendous odor.. i look to the left of me and i see an emma howell so now i know where that smell is coming from

Oh come on there is no need to be offended by that, stop being an Emma Howell
by DiddlyDooo May 7, 2018
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Daniel Howell

An amazing british youtuber who lives with Phil Lester and currently identifies as queer.
Person 1: Did you see that new Daniel Howell video?
Person 2: Yeah it was great.
by YoGreg June 13, 2019
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