historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

by RwjKnowsStuff January 16, 2017

historical marker

markers throughout a state

Look theres a historical marker.

by njibhj May 17, 2018

historicality

A word used in the game "Baldi's Basics

Historicality

by Goofy Ahh Boy April 30, 2023

HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA

Fans of @rubidilaik are trending HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA in the remembrance of historic 1 year of DESERVING WINNER RUBINA

Rubiholics are a very organic fandom , who never relied on bots , thats why the are trending HISTORIC 1YR OF DW RUBINA

by yazdan_ruby February 8, 2022

historical depression

historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.

im gonna kill myself due to historical depression

by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022

Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 29, 2021

Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021