Extreme Hibernation

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.

Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.

by Socretez January 4, 2008

hyberbating

During a blizzard or long cold spell, isolating ones self at home and masturbating mutliple times to overcome the boredom.

I've been hyberbating the entire blizzard.

by jkidkidkid January 6, 2010

vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

Hibernaking

It's like hibernating naked.

Ie, when sleeping naked in winter and not leaving the nice warm bed for anything, even the urge to pee, because the cold is too scary.

Sorry bladder. Can't get up, I'm hibernaking.

by The Ostrich Effect September 2, 2015

Hibermating

Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.

Hibermating can usually be recognized by...

- the copious amounts of takeout

containers that it leaves in its wake...

- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix

binging ...

- a per capita uptick in spooning

behavior that is located within a

specific geography area such as the

Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern

Seaboard, or the third floor of City

Liquidators, to name a few.

We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.

by Owen McKash January 17, 2018