Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!
Girl 1: I know right!
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!
Girl 1: I know right!
by GirlieSmorly123 September 9, 2022

by Big eggd December 5, 2024

A woman with a perfect body,by nature, designed to attract guys, thighs, hips,breasts, and the most lovely part of all, the Ass. She is sexy and funny, but most importantly a total BITCH.
by Amy Teller September 1, 2017

by misscherrypie December 27, 2024

Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018

by GayHeadfortnite69 November 9, 2022

One hell of a dude
seriously, he takes out a fucking tank with nothing but sheer force of will, a chainsaw, and a gnome.
funniest shit I've ever seen
seriously, he takes out a fucking tank with nothing but sheer force of will, a chainsaw, and a gnome.
funniest shit I've ever seen
by Generic_Name idk January 12, 2022
