brain hairs

a long nose hair that is so long it could only have originated from the cranial cavity.

Brandon pulled a hair from his nose and told me to look at his brain hairs...it was at least 2 inches and he placed it on the dashboard infront of me. true story.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

veteran hairs

When your beard hairs start turning white

"Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"

by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are the leaves on top of a pineapple, according to YouTuber Anix.

SpongeBob's house has pineapple hairs on top of it.

by Lia Bennson June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

According to ‘Anix’ on yt pineapple hairs are the leaves on top of spongebobs house!

“Omg aren’t pineapple hairs so popular to have as a roof now?!”

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The the spiky 'hairs' on top of a pineapple as said by Anix in his bikini bottom video 🍍🍍

"What is that green stuff on top of the pineapple?"
"Oh just pineapple Hairs"

by JazzyJ900 June 16, 2020