Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Guinnessing

The act of ejaculating on a females head to make her look like a pint of Guinness

Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!

by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016

Guinness Stew

The beer shit you unleash upon the world after a long night of drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.

Greg: Dude, last night was crazy with all the Guinness and Car Bombs. I unleashed some Guinness Stew at work this morning!
George: Bro, your an idiot!

by G Mo March 18, 2010

Guinness Necktie

The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.

"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."

by elw31 March 31, 2008

Guinness

The best dog to ever exist. Everytime you feel down or alone she will always come to you and comfort you. Even when she is trying to sleep she will still let you lay with her forever or however long you need her. No animal could ever replace Guinness even if they tried, she is irreplaceable. I love you so much Guinness, you will always be in my heart even when the unfortunate day comes when you won't be here anymore.

Me: Guinness is the best dog anyone could ever have.

by Facadee May 23, 2018

Guinness

A type of Irish liquid which makes you into a superior man. Many locals believe it was brewed by leprechauns the day St. Patrick arrived on the Emerald shores.

Man: I’m feeling down today, a girl just rejected me
Man 2: Don’t worry. Here. *hands him some Guinness*
Man: *drinks, gets bitches, becomes a don*

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

The Dirty Guinness

To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.

Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.

Boss: Why might that be Paddy?

Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!

Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.

by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011