griffer

A griffer is someone who drives too slow in the left lane, and refuses to change lanes even after being passed and cut-off by AT LEAST eight cars. Griffers almost always drive 1992 Cadillac DeVilles.

Switch lanes or speed up you fucking griffer! What are you trying to prove anyway?

by Wes Moore May 21, 2008

Griffeon

one who is stinky, usally fat and thinks he knows everything

look at griffeon he smells so bad

by happygoldberg October 17, 2008

Griffen

Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.

He tried not to griffen but when I called him a government test monkey he couldn't hold it in.

by Admirizal April 15, 2006

griffen

A griffen is a devastating facial disordeer causing the recipient to slowly deform and form a clitoris on the end of his or hers nose. Men are most inclined to get griffened from being raped as a young child by a sleezey priest or by another child with a lubed up stik. griffene is a slow process and is very painful inbdeed. when it spreads one cazn come all day long and end up with a coldicutt.

my nose was itchy nut when i scratched i nearly collapsed in xtzcy.

by I LOVE BOYS July 29, 2003

Griffes

a fat moran that thinks he is a drug dealer.

That fat fuck is such a griffes.

by ilikeweiner June 5, 2009

griffel

a girl with huge titties and an ugly face that looks like a pig that got in a car accident with a slurpy truck.

dang, that girls a griffel.

by sasquatch1234 April 2, 2007

griffer

A griffer is someone who drives too slow in the left lane, and refuses to change lanes even after being passed and cut-off by AT LEAST eight cars. Griffers almost always drive 1992 Cadillac DeVilles.

Switch lanes or speed up griffer! What are you trying to prove anyway?

by Wes Moore May 22, 2008