German Nug Jar

when someone hides an illicit substance in an uncircumcised male's foreskin.

Me: I'm not sure how to get this weed into the show without security busting me

Friend: I got you bro. I'll stash it in my German Nug Jar.
Me: Ummm... Schweet!

by Smells Phishy May 28, 2020

German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

hungry German

The hungry German is a sexual activity where the person on top licks/eats custard from the other person's hair.

Can we do the hungry German tonight? I haven't had that much for supper today.

by henrytaylor May 22, 2018

Fancy german car

This is the preferred mode of transport for City Slickers

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Germaine

The prettiest girl you will ever meet. She is intellligent, caring and good in everything. She is positive most of the time, very sensitive and also a supportive friend/girlfriend. Any guy would be lucky to have her. However, she is someone you must never mess with.

"That girl's so pretty! She must be a Germaine!"

by punkcandy March 9, 2019

german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017

German Dan

to "German Dan" someone is to strike, knee or kick another person in the testicles.

"he just German Danned someone!"

by g dan March 27, 2009