Greasing

To rizz up

“Yo you greasing gio?”

“Look at alejandro he’s greasing gio”

by johnshlatt January 26, 2023

Greasin

Chilling or relaxing.

"Yo what are you doing after class?"

"I'm probably going back to my room and greasin."

by J Breezy31 December 9, 2008

Greasing

A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.

"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"

by greasedaddy October 7, 2008

greasing

eating, as in greasy food

We went to McDonalds and did some serious greasing

by fido November 4, 2004

Greasing

(Noun) The art of bullshitting/faking like you know how to do something.

When faced with impossibly brutal homework, one learns to perfect the concept of greasing.

"That test was very difficult," said Panjeet. "I had to employ much greasing to survive."

by Indiarn_medafaka11 December 21, 2015

Greasily

To do something sneakily or mysteriously. People may question it, but don’t let it get through your fat head to your skull, because then you’ll be a bad boy.

He greasily snuck the 50 pound sausage past the airport staff.

by Sujay Lover June 2, 2018

Greasing the swine

An ancient method of masturbation in which the jerker lathers his cock in bacon grease and shit, and continues to slam his slop until ejaculation.

My mom caught me greasing the swine the othe day, how embarrassing!

by Daily Jew December 3, 2018