Stiff Grain of Rice 

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

Stiff Grain of Rice by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022

Take it with a grain of sugar 

Unlike the original saying "Take it with a grain of salt", this term is used when you tell someone something heavy or harsh, but you want them to take it as nicely and sweetly as possible (which is where the sugar part comes in).

"Take it with a grain of sugar, but you look like you just rolled out of a grave"
"Take it with a grain of sugar, but your soufflé is terrible"

Take it with a grain of sugar by NaterSquib September 8, 2023

coffee grain mccain

Something that is incredibly awesome, great, or in any case very good. The term is synonymous to awesome sauce mccoy.

Woah, man! That was coffee grain mccain!

Yeah, it was awesome sauce mccoy.

coffee grain mccain by Kikkomaso April 8, 2009

Against the Grain 

Against what is normal

Perverse

Anomalic

Against the Grain by larstait November 3, 2003

with a grain of pepper 

Taking shit seriously.

Yo. I mean it with a grain of pepper

with a grain of pepper by TheRealestRealDictionary June 13, 2019

The Lost Grain

When you have a sand timer for something and at the very end you slam on the top so 0.00036% more sand comes out for the next millisecond. Eventually adds up to about 4.5 seconds out of your life that you didn't spend.

My little brother was brushing his teeth and when he looked away I slammed the pussy's time so when he tells anyone he brushes for 2 minutes I can correct him 'cause of The Lost Grain.

The Lost Grain by Ass Kicka September 26, 2010