goofdukie

When you get really hammered, and the next thing you know you make a pass at your best friend. Next thing you know you're shaving each other naked

I hope things between Maria and I aren't awkward after last nights goofdukie...

by Thaas34 May 2, 2014

GoodFellas

One of the best, if not the best, mob movie of all time. Starring Robert DiNero, Joe Pesci (did I spell that right?), Ray Liotta, and Lauren Brocko. (did i spell that wrong, too?)
Its one fawk ova movie. It's tied, or over GodFather.
Made to follow the life of mobster Henry Hill.

"As far back as I can remember Ive always wanted to be a gangster." Henry Hill, Brooklyn 1955.

by Lex May 28, 2005

Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

goofey

Goofey - my nickname.
It's spelled with an "E" and it does not have any connection to the word "goofy" you slow retarded fucks.
@yefoog

Thank you.

Yo, Goofey! Wanna hop on COD bro?
It's a fucking nickname. Tards.

by Wisksoso February 25, 2021

The Goof-Clap

The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.

Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.

by bewbays January 24, 2016

ya done goofed

The father of youtube user's kerligirl13 infamous quote.

And who said you're gonna beat my daughter up, you will have to deal with the police; cause ya done goofed.

by Roflimdying July 15, 2010