Goon

A Goon is somebody who is a hired thug, that might slang drugs, hurt somebody they got beef with, but usually to get that green!!

Person A: Aye nigga that liquor store was robbed by a goon my nigga
Person B: I know Homebwoi dem niggas be hittin licks all night long nigga

by G.C. Pilla October 9, 2008

Goon

Idiot

‘That kid is such a goon’

by [e-mail] July 31, 2019

Goon

Noun
A foolish or stupid person.

Sam was being a goon.
Sarah is a goon.

by Rhtfhydjhf December 6, 2018

Goon

A low ranking with no rights whatsoever. Normally very underpowered and have no ability to escape the hive mind.

Leader: “Flag up Goons”

by ‘The Sentinel’ September 2, 2020

Goon

A member of the goon squad and/or
a sophomore boy that chases after junior girls out of their league,

Usually a person that makes you glad cloning isn’t real.

Characteristics include: large ego’s, the inability to handle alcohol, and using phrases such as “boom boom”.

Did you see her with that goon? She’s way out of his league.

by That one Tennessee lady January 29, 2023

Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball’
Used in a fun joking manner

Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”

by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019

Goon

Someone that is half witted.

Or someone that is very immature and has a very poor personality, generally unaware of things happening around them. Goon is also a mild insult.

"Oi did you hear Owen spent £150 on a twitch gamer"

"Oh that kids such a goon"

by Owenburgyboy July 13, 2016