goofed

The act of being very high- usually on marijuana.

"Hey- what do you think of this shit?"
"Man- I'm absolutely goofed."

by Sasquatch June 30, 2003

Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.

1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"

by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013

Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

Goofed

The act of disrespecting someone to an extremely insulting level.

Hey jerk are you goofing me
Or

That guy stole my car and my money.
I just got goofed

by CarwynIestyn November 12, 2018

Terrible Golfer

A bad golfer. Said person can be a good guy, or a great businessman, but is terrible at golf.

That guy over there, he is a great guy, but a terrible golfer

by Jeffery Hart August 22, 2011

Contra-Golfer

Someone who does not enjoy watching or participate in the sport of golf.

Unlike the rest of his friends Bob is more of a Contra-Golfer

by Dan the man of the moon September 24, 2012

Don goofed

When you make a silly mistake or accident commonly used when your playing video games and you make a stupid mistake.

In a group game and you misclick resulting on the whole game to be throw off.
You: aw crap guys I don goofed sorry
Group: dammit carl!

by Ms.V June 29, 2016