goldfish

Ay-yup.Pepperidge farms.You should put it in a bucket.

Goldfish,the snack that smiles back.

by Don't go down that road. September 02, 2005

Goldfish

Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything

Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish

by King Ofallofus January 06, 2018

goldfish

a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.

When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

goldfish

When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..

I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.

by the shrexies May 01, 2022

Goldfish

If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.

She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!

by Cloky November 22, 2017

goldfish

a ahwsomely horny good snack

one nite me and my friend were having sex and we ate goldfish all over our bodys

by nikki hunny bunny March 29, 2008

Goldfish

To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.

"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".

by Kevin Cold as Ice October 01, 2009