Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

Gogurt Goblin

When a man and a woman have vaginal, sexual intercourse and the woman uses her kegel muscles to squeeze the man's penis to ejaculation, much like one who slurps a tube of Gogurt, resulting in pregnancy. The offspring as a result of this interaction is known as a Gogurt Goblin.

Synonym of a Crotch Goblin.

"Yea, sorry man, I can't come into work tomorrow. I gotta take care of my Gogurt Goblin."

"Take that Gogurt Goblin of a son out of here with you!"

by SquidwardsLastHope September 5, 2024

Gogurte

A creature the size of a soccer ball; it has pointed oval-ish wings (tinted light blue) and an esca. He is named "Gogurte" and is a part of the Urtaverse. He is in the game "Maurading The Mall" on Scratch. His body is lime green and has a face like .w. and has a "belly under color" of dark-ish yellow.

"Gogurte is my favorite character in Maurading The Mall." or "Did you guy here about Gogurte?"

by Gogurte_Empire January 29, 2023

gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s

"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"

by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025

GoGurting

Sucking the cum out of a condom like a GoGurt.

Paige was gogurting Nathan’s condom to get last drop of protein.

by Jet Sims May 29, 2024

Gogurt squeeze

When a man's foreskin is long enough, you have to squeeze the cum out like gogurt.

Yo, that guy has such long foreskin that you could totally gogurt squeeze him.

by Peeballs42069 March 5, 2024