gobbit

Quite literally, a gay hobbit. People thought a number of hobbits in the Lord of the Rings trilogy were gobbits. This is untrue. Most of them were bisexual.

My best friend, a Lord of the Rings fanatic, is quite attracted to gobbits.

by Sasquatch Owega Boblet July 30, 2004

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

by crazy9 September 14, 2009

gobblinnobber

a girl you think you want to know but rather not becuse every one has had there way with her

steve: bill do you see that girl over by the faris wheel
bill: yeah

steve: she looks like a gobblinnobber
bill:explain
steve:a skank
bill:no shit huh

steve: lets go get her number

by hectechology September 20, 2011

Gobbletwinker

Someone who does not know how to talk during a conversation

Johnathan, The Gobbletwinker: gaiujaeglkaegmeaggjkok i hate this w9fajipwlaf
Nathan The Pimp: You're a gobbletwinker

by GobletPerson August 18, 2020

Gobblethroating

The act of one or more empire stealing one's goose to only use it for oral satisfaction.

They've stolen my goose for gobblethroating.

by Gobblethroater Empire April 1, 2021

Gobbletits

An arousement by seeing a certain type of tree frog

Damn, look Sam has gobbletits!

by Sean Goering August 12, 2022

Gobblinon

gobblinon my balls

A: did you hear about the island of gobblinon

B: what

A: gobblinon my balls Ha Goteem

by cobo23 April 24, 2023