Glider Guy

An epic child who does commentary and hates that vegan teacher

Kid: Pancho is the greatest
Other kid: *punches because Glider Guy is obviously the best*

by I say stuff March 19, 2021

Goided

When someone says or texts a word or phrase wrong, knowing it’s wrong just for fun, instead of saying “I almost said” at that moment you realize what you’re about to say isn’t right.

“I’m taking the baby to the party” Randy goided knowing he meant “park” not party, in his text message.

by Randyom15 May 24, 2021

Solar plexus clown gliders

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023

Homie Glide

When one heterosexual man lubes up another heterosexual mans butt cheeks then continues to hump it in a titty fucking fashion. There is no penetration of the anus therefor is not gay.

"Yo, Arthur, I'm bored and like women, should we homie glide to pass the time"

by anhyzerdfpr March 15, 2010

sugar glider

a small marsupial that glides around. come in a variety of color and are very cute and cuddly. ^^

sugar gliders are not only cuter than hamsters, they'll eat em. ^^

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 20, 2005

glodi

Name: African Origin meaning Glory to God

Glodi

by Ikamba Nkoy June 25, 2020

glidin' dirty

see also homie glide:

Glidin' dirty is to homie glide in an improperly cleaned buttcrack.

After Sam and John's double date with their girlfriends to a local Thai restaurant, they dropped their girls off at their respective homes. Later on after having a few beers, they decided to kill a little time with a short lived homie glide. Little did Sam know that John had just suffered through an explosive bowel movement, and Sam was stuck glidin' dirty.

by imtherealboss May 20, 2010