glizda

Polish word for "worm."

"Oh madafacka.. oh madafacka, guys! GLIZDA! Kurwa, glizda!"

by msum May 17, 2016

Glazed Nutcracker

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.

"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"

by wolfparadise June 12, 2009

closet glaze

Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.

Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."

Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"

by Bronco Avenger July 9, 2010

Gizelle

A Nice, Attractive,Smart,and Intelligent Person Who you can have fun with anytime she's available to hang out

(Cool) That Gizelle Is Cool!

by Makayla Valentine May 28, 2011

Glazed buns

A pair of buttocks covered in semen. The result coming (pun intended) from a man masturbating near (usually) a woman's ass, and then ejaculating on to said ass.

I had a great time with Amanda last night. We had sex for 3 hours, and I gave her a pair of glazed buns. It was amazing!

by Random Anonymous Man November 5, 2012

Gliz

The meat of the glizzy

Literal meaning: look at the gliz meat

Figurative meaning :the spirit of the glizzy

by Clapthemcheeks69 July 20, 2020