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Glasscow Kiss

1. Kissed performed unto one through the use of a cow made from glass or glass-like material.

2. The improper spelling of "Glasgow Kiss" generally perpetuated by individuals of the female species"
(To anyone that has recently become an enemy to said female)

"Your gunna get glasscow kisssed."

(Note the ignorance used when attempting to spell this otherwise formidable action.)
by S3C7R4 January 5, 2009
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Glasshole

Anything that is or can be unsatisfying
The movie was a glasshole.
by T-CA$H January 10, 2008
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Glasscock

Glasscock: adjective.

Origin: crafted from an English (UK) family name that I and the fellow crafters of this new insult puzzled over. We wondered why anyone would want to keep such a name. And thus an insult was born.

Definition: An insult or expletive in which the user is implying that someone's cock (penis) is so weak that it would "break off" or "shatter" in the act of coitus (sex). An insult meant to invoke a sense of impotence or sexual inferiority or fragility of the victim's genitalia. The best use of the term comes with the imagined context of either an angry cowboy or Samuel L Jackson yelling the insult in conjunction with the word motherfucker. (See examples below)
Angry Cowboy: Gawd dang sumbitch! Yew glasscock motherfucker!

Samuel L Jackson: Why you glasscocked motherfucker!
by Ren Corvus April 7, 2019
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glassdoritos

an amazing super cool tbhk tiktoker that i'm glad to be mutuals with !!! <3 she makes super cool content and is super funny!
Person A: Hey, have you heard of glassdoritos?
Person B: Yeah! She's super cool!
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glasswort

a person who likes sniping rare usernames on roblox
"Hey did you see glasswort got a new namesnipe?"
"yes its so rare the bots are going to reset it"
by LIPS1112 January 18, 2023
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Heath glasscock

A white male that has or had the ability to piss everyone off
by Bigmr.Cock January 16, 2023
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Jack Glasscock daguerreotype treasure

There is one-of-a-kind daguerreotype of Jack Glasscock on glass that is a recent significant discovery. Daguerreotypes were typically created on silver-plated copper plates, but it appears that this one is a unique exception.
Given the rarity and historical significance of this daguerreotype, it's likely to be highly valuable. The fact that it's on glass rather than the traditional copper plate adds to its uniqueness and potential worth.
Considering the highest price ever paid for a daguerreotype at auction was $922,488, is it possible that this Glasscock daguerreotype on glass could exceed that record price due to its exceptional rarity and historical importance.
There is a Jack Glasscock daguerreotype treasure!
by Qualia-O! August 5, 2024
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