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The Guardian

The Grauniad is a British left-wing populist rag read by the tweed and corduroy crowd at second rate liberal arts college's . It is known mostly for it's hatred of the United State's, Israel, and Western civilization. It's writer's are fatuous political pimps who write in the style of a frantic housewife whose husband just left her for a younger woman: bitter and vindictive.

The Guardian is required reading if you are middle-class, wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, and like to read books about the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigades.
"I couldn't find the Socialist Worker so I'm reading The Guardian."
by RonnieTheGreat April 23, 2008
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Killed by the Guardians

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.
Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.
by Halcylon March 18, 2008
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Guardian

An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.
Person 1: I want to go into Springkell to see the river.
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
by binmunbruce June 16, 2019
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Guardian Angels

A non-profit public safety and crime prevention organization founted in 1979 in the Bronx to combat crime on the subways and has spread throughout the world. They conduct safety patrols in cooperation with local law enforcement. They are distiguished by their red berets and white t-shirts or red jackets with an emblem which has wings and a watchful eye. They do not carry any weapon but are extensively trained in martial arts and self defense.
by archangelmichael December 20, 2010
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Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

A movie made in 2017. In which ( you have to know the first one to understand this next part) Quill fights his father and we see a very cute and small Baby Groot and a teenager Groot. Both very cute and funny. Now go watch it!
Person 1: Hey have you watched Guardians of the galaxy Vol. 2?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: you should watch it. But one question are you emotional?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: Then you shouldn't watch it.
All walk away from one another
by LizardLia67 April 29, 2020
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Guardians Of The Barrier

The ones who guard the barrier with some obscure sounds. It will remind you of a the trantalantas of the northeast.
Dude have you met Guardians Of The Barrier? they were down the street.
by Gotbfan365 June 30, 2021
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The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.
Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

...

Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020
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