Goochie

A vagina reeking of discharge from a yeast infection.

My poochie won't enen sniff your goochie.

by J. Harrier April 21, 2004

goochi goo

goochi goo used for girls who are too cute

Anshita you are goochi goo

by Dr Stupid August 9, 2018

gochie

When somebody is slow and lazy

That car is so gochie!

by Iamgochie October 19, 2015

gochies

(N) mischief, outlandish and/or disruptive behavior, monkey business, shady activities

"Don't do gochies and fuck this date up for me!"
"He/She is doing gochies again!"

by Roma E June 11, 2006

gooching

A lewd sexual act associated with "alternative" methods of payment by customers, to expensive hairdressers - normally both male.

This is a non-specific term that covers a whole range of sexual acts - provided they fall within the context of the above transaction.

In relation to a balding friend receiving expensive hair replacement therapy -

"He's "gooching" his way to a full head of hair."

by Mark Jones December 1, 2004

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012

goochilingus

Somebody who is so Gucci, they can have all the cunni in the world...

Have you seen Max's new haircut? He's such a goochilingus

by Goochilingus April 7, 2015