Gerting

The act of puking in a bucket, eating it, and then puking it back out again

Steven's favorite hobby is gerting.

by spiderwikipedia June 17, 2023

germing

whacking your dick on a table and taking a mortar and pestle to grind at it for extra girth!

Hey man, let’s go germing at my house tonight!

by rock hard fairy February 25, 2024

gerbing

the act of manifesting yourself as a gerbil which is similar to mewing. also relating to hamstermaxxing

Mike: Wow! Caleb is the king of gerbing.

Alex: Real.

by hmoneyonthebeat June 3, 2024

Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gerping

The first step involves using a tool such as a speculum or pliers to spread the uretra. The Second involves spiting into the opened urethra and removing the tool slowly letting it drip out or, if one is in a rush, squeezing out the spit.

Gerping can help balance ones inner penis monster.

by Dr. Frot May 18, 2025

Geringquippiam

Insignificant thing

from the German word gering meaning small amount, and the Latin word quippiam meaning an unspecified thing.

Often used when discussing the Planck length imagined as an object.

scientist 1: hey did you see that projectile fly by?

scientist 2: yeah, I measured it and it was about a Planck length long

scientist 3: yea man that was a real Geringquippiam

by Antonio T. Onino November 17, 2025

mr gearing

mr gearing is a grumpy old man on twitch.tv who swears a lot and races also known as mr LUL which is dutch for penis

i watch mr gearing today drive straight into a wall

by puffdamagicmoss March 16, 2018