1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.
2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005
Get the Arse Genie mug.1. To experience the highest ascension of realization, expression or enjoyment.
2. A powerful connectivity felt both inside and outside the body simultaneously, as in quantum entanglement.
3. Experience of great understanding or an extremely fulfilling cognitive moment.
4. The merger of genius and science in a way that exceeds mere comprehension but taps into quantum feeling.
2. A powerful connectivity felt both inside and outside the body simultaneously, as in quantum entanglement.
3. Experience of great understanding or an extremely fulfilling cognitive moment.
4. The merger of genius and science in a way that exceeds mere comprehension but taps into quantum feeling.
Blinded by the glint of sunlight reflecting off the Giza pyramid, Jenny felt anything but myopic as her senses drank in the all the knowledge and energy its genience ™ could offer.
Sipping the expertly brewed cappuccino, Tina’s tongue tingled from its decadent frothy head proving to her the genience™ of her new coffee maker.
When Bob raised his hand to expound upon emergence theory, he felt a wave of genience radiate from his being even before he delivered one eloquent word on the subject.
Timothy’s vivid memory of the play transported his genience™ to relive the moment in the present so he could duplicate his game winning shot again.
The cat sprawled on its back basked in the genience™ of not only the morning sunlight but the undetectable vibration from planets aligning in synchronous harmony.
The word Genience™ was created by Gary Starta in a moment of Genience™. When you recognize your moments of Genience™ , share this word and watch it catch on!
Sipping the expertly brewed cappuccino, Tina’s tongue tingled from its decadent frothy head proving to her the genience™ of her new coffee maker.
When Bob raised his hand to expound upon emergence theory, he felt a wave of genience radiate from his being even before he delivered one eloquent word on the subject.
Timothy’s vivid memory of the play transported his genience™ to relive the moment in the present so he could duplicate his game winning shot again.
The cat sprawled on its back basked in the genience™ of not only the morning sunlight but the undetectable vibration from planets aligning in synchronous harmony.
The word Genience™ was created by Gary Starta in a moment of Genience™. When you recognize your moments of Genience™ , share this word and watch it catch on!
by Genience January 20, 2019
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A genie is thought by many (probably due to films they've seen) to be a man who appears to grant three wishes if the lamp he lives in is rubbed. In fact, according to mythology, a genie is a mischievous spirit who has been imprisoned in some object or other (it needn't automatically be a lamp).
Genie-related humour.
Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.
Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.
Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).
Police find a warehouse filled with stolen property, including a lot of lanterns.
Inspector: Well, well. It's Aladdin's cave.
Constable: How very witty, sir. (thinks:don't give up your police job just yet).
by Stormsworder December 1, 2006
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by DanielthaGreat September 21, 2019
Get the geneice mug.I found this bottle on the beach the other day. And some naked genie came out. he had a monster genie peenie!
by Basscrack November 12, 2019
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My best friend is a Geniess!
by cramps6969 October 28, 2019
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Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
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