Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"

Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.

by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010

feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

by Dode April 4, 2009

Geese Howard

The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.

Geese didn't get enough enough milk in his coffee. Geese snapped the waitress' fucking neck.

by Kaz January 1, 2004

Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 12, 2004