When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.
"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"
Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man
Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man
by Akx92 June 9, 2018
An independent cartoonist who lives in Montana and is one of the most disgusting people in the world. He thinks Michelle Obama is a man, vaccines cause autism, Milo Yiannopolous' speeches are acceptable,
and an overall prick.
and an overall prick.
by That Lego on the floor May 18, 2017
Garrison, Texas is a town full of little bitches who suck on bulldog cock all day and the women eat out themselves. they have no fucking life and are all gay pieces of shit. Their anthem is a cockbelly fucker fucking himself at night. niggas think they blood and crip but would motherfucking cry if they met one in real life. White niggas think they Black but would get shot irl and the black niggas are ugly AF. Yo and if you live in Garrison imma beat your house irl nigga.
bro that nigga lives in Garrison, Texas. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO bitch get the fuck outta here 360 NO SCOPED
by shut you bitch ass up August 1, 2019
The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)
by Agent000 July 31, 2023
Garrison Forest School is a college prep school located in Owings Mills Maryland. The definition of a Garrison girl is non-excistant. The diversity in the school makes it impossible to label any one stereotype. The closest attapmt so far is this however: a Garrison girl is one that is studious, athletic, and an all round curtious person.
Garrison Forest School boasts excellent academics in all fields. With brilliant English, Language, Mathmatics, Science, Art, Computer, and History departments, the school is well prepared to point these girls in the right direction for success. Garrison keeps the girls occupied on the weekend with the always entertaining weekend activities provided by the teachers, and the students. Most of the inspiration for these activities come the many clubs that call Garrison their home. So with your new found knowledge of the Garrison Forest School, i hope you use it well, and have a nice day. Thank you.
Garrison Forest School boasts excellent academics in all fields. With brilliant English, Language, Mathmatics, Science, Art, Computer, and History departments, the school is well prepared to point these girls in the right direction for success. Garrison keeps the girls occupied on the weekend with the always entertaining weekend activities provided by the teachers, and the students. Most of the inspiration for these activities come the many clubs that call Garrison their home. So with your new found knowledge of the Garrison Forest School, i hope you use it well, and have a nice day. Thank you.
"so what are you guys planning to do this lovely frieday night?"
"I'm probably gonna go home and finish my calculus homework."
"...what?"
"I'm probably gonna go home and finish my calculus homework."
"...what?"
by ksn June 24, 2005
"The Forest" as it is called is home to many many many many many many, bitches, these girls are very aggressive when choosing their mates, and don't stop until they achieve what the label to be success. Many are very pretty, but don't be fooled there are many ugly garrison girls, many are also drunks, and at the same time have 4.0 GPA's. Don't ever approach a moderately attractive Garrison Girl...she will rip your fucking neck off, with her annoyingness.
However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.
However there always are excpeptions, and there are normal, non-aggressive, pretty, and smart Garrison Girls. But beware, even they have problems.
by a man with the worst July 25, 2010
Where children go to have all of their sanity, hope, dreams, happiness, and individuality be destroyed.
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
{pain} {suffering} {traumatic} {hell}
“Hey I really fucking hate my kid and I want them to suffer for atleast 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
“Oh! You should send them to Garrison Union Free School! They’re great at destroying the souls of children both big and small!”
by Abby Moriarty October 25, 2018