Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
by Poohbah540 September 06, 2013
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Garf Karf

Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!

Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at
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The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
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Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles
Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.
by 2Chunks July 15, 2022
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Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine
Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle
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Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 08, 2023
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Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)
My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.
by Nixa87 October 22, 2019
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