A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.

Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.

by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023

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GarF

a person who consistently gaslights everyone in your group.

Torin is such a GarF.

I can't believe he made me believe that I actually slept with my second cousin.
Jokes on him,
It was actually his mom. XD

by GeoGarF April 22, 2022

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Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024

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