gaper

in context away from the slope a gaper is someone who tries extremely hard to be popular but does this all in vein because they are too clueless. Commonly found in high school settings

a gaper can be commonly identified by being outside a circle of people trying to look in or listen into a convo. They commonly buy north face backpacks because they think its cool or they wear uggs and jeans like oh every girl. and guy who is a gaper will strut slow down the hall trying to look cool and there backpakc is overly stuffed with crap. ex: conner plasse

by Gryphin January 5, 2008

gaper

A person ussually a horable skier that wears jeans and is a Texan at a ski area usually Monarach (Colorado) that has a gap between their goggles and there hat that show skin.

Dude! I totally just cut off that gaper

by wowowwubbawabba July 17, 2009

gaper

any person who does not follow the rules of Shotgun correctly.

Andre is the world's biggest GAPER because he called shotgun inside a building.

by Verde Green January 27, 2005

gaper

A person who does everything in their power (whether legal or not) to claim the Shotgun seat in a car.

Bob is a gaper for sprinting to the car to claim Shotgun.

by Booty April 17, 2004

Gaper Gap

The large open space on the forehead of a gaper between the helmet (or hat) and goggles while skiing/riding. Also visible days after in the form of a sun burn or wind burn on the forehead.

Gaper: Man, my forehead got fried skiing this weekend!
Local: You need to pull your helmet down and cover your gaper gap.

by CJ Waz April 16, 2011

Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010

gaper delay

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.

There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.

by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008