magic the gathering

A dangerous drug synthesized from paper and ink extracts in Switzerland. Addiction occurs nearly simultaneously with the first consumption, and will deplete one's wallet faster than you can say "Tap that freaking Darksteel Colossus, yeah baby".

Magic the Gathering Addict:

Mom: Where's your money?
Nerd: I just spent it on some maj
Mom: wow, that's so sad...

by Freaking Garruk April 6, 2008

Magic the Gathering

n. a card game published by Wizards of the Coast since the early 90's involving (as implied by the title) "magic" cards

MtG is like fucking card crack for gamers!

by Jassinm September 21, 2004

fandering

Pandering to fans, i.e., incorporating otherwise unnecessary or unrelated things into a medium in order to please its fans.

Putting Chewbacca in Episode III was so unnecessary, George Lucas was just fandering.

by teenyw May 30, 2005

magic the gathering

Crack captured in paper form. Actually, the original collectible trading card game, originally released in 1993, still going strong today. Made by Richard Garfield, and published by Wizards of the Coast. Two or more players duel each other using various creatures, spells, and artifacts. The object is to bring each other players life total down to 0 in order to win. This can be accomplished in many ways. It's up to you to decide how to do it. Seeing how over 40 expansion sets have been released over the years, there are almost endless possibilities.

Often ridiculed/stereotyped by chads, along with D&D, Star Wars, and World of Warcraft as the epitome of geekdom. On the contrary, it is known to be played by anyone, and most gamers I've met don't fall into the stereotypes, and in fact, do have a life, have other interests, get laid, etc. Only people with no life like to make fun of people who play games like these. Irony at it's finest.

MTG Player 1: I tap all my lands, and fireball you for 10 damage, you lose!

MTG Player 2: Aww, shit!

Random dipshit: What are you two fags doing?

MTG Player 1: Just got done playing a game of Magic, now we're gonna go hit up a kegger.

Random dipshit: Whaa!? I didn't know you nerds did anything else with your lives but play Magic the gathering

MTG Player 1: Yeah, crazy shit, huh? It's gonna be killer! beer and bitches everywhere! And the best part is everyone going is totally chill.

Random dipshit: No way! can I come?

MTG Player 1: Sorry, chads aren't allowed at this party.

by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

by XCchamp June 17, 2009

Wandering rose

Someone who is beautiful inside, but refuses to believe it. They wander the world in search of themselves, but they really don't need to be searching. They just need to open their eyes or look in the mirror.

Other people's view: Wow what an awesome person.
Wandering rose's view: who am I, Do I have a purpose, do i matter at all?

by Dianatrics February 13, 2010