BlueJay Gymnastics

To flip someone the bird/ middle finger

" I flip birds, bluejay gymnastics"

by John Fletcherman January 3, 2010

Bedroom gymnastics

To engage in sexual activity in the bedroom e.g. swinging from the chandeliers double triple somersault into the bed.

Lionel Richie "because I’m easy, easy like Sunday morning"

"Yeah I’m of round some birds house for a bit off bedroom gymnastics"

by Benj & Colesy June 21, 2007

Do you even gymnastics bro?

An inside joke used between friends. Created at a birthday party and is funny for some unknown reason

Lol do you even gymnastics bro?
HAHAHAHAHAHA

by StarwarsFinatic666 December 10, 2017

mit gymnastics

Entertaining, through a unique approach.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

Car Gymnastics

To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts

*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.

by Concussions February 23, 2011

Genital Gymnastics

Alternate name for sex, sexual intercourse

Hey girl, lets go back to my place and do some Genital Gymnastics!

by Blake JF July 1, 2015

Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.

You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!

by Just a guy with a cock October 11, 2016