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I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next
Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!
by mag21 August 17, 2014
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Groutfit Thursday

Thursday, January 27, where all the boys wear a nice and sleek groutfit to school for all the babes.
“Hey Jay Jay, are you hyped for groutfit thursday?”

Heck yeah groutfits are hot! Definitely my favorite day of the year!”
by groutfit.advocate January 25, 2022
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Grootmoor

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs
"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"
by croissantfeet May 26, 2020
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Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
by harambewasalie August 11, 2016
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grolton and hovris

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.
*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog
by realtackshooter August 2, 2023
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