teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 03, 2012

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

by mastertrainer1978 April 09, 2008

Gritty Kitty

The act of packing a woman's vagina with cat litter.

Hold up there, bro. I just gave her a gritty kitty, i don't think you want to touch that.

by N1CK3LB@CKluvr696969 June 06, 2010

nitty gritty rusty fucker

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.

by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014

Gritty Trump

When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)

I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.

by Pygmy84 May 15, 2020

Gritty bomb

Shot of house whiskey dropped into a glass of PBR

Cent won’t be able to make it to Panch today, he died doing gritty bombs with the boys last night.

by McBangBang October 13, 2021

Nitti-gritty

1: Da minuscule-but-abrasively-hurtful details dat Elliot Ness had to deal with in regards to Al Capone's right-hand-man henchman.
2. Da unpalatable and irritatingly-picky details regarding actual history of whether said smug sleazeball actually performed many of da entertainingly-memorable felonious actions portrayed in da 1987 "The Untouchables" film.

Da wildly-popular "war on liquor" gangster-drama starring Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro may indeed have been exciting and dramatic for its viewers, but if you get right down to da Nitti-gritty of it, da infamous "goon in a white suit" character played by Billy Drago apparently never personally performed hitman-style assassinations as depicted in said movie, nor was he actively involved in much if any actual killing, either.

by QuacksO May 09, 2022