teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008

Gritty Kitty

The act of packing a woman's vagina with cat litter.

Hold up there, bro. I just gave her a gritty kitty, i don't think you want to touch that.

by N1CK3LB@CKluvr696969 June 6, 2010

nitty gritty rusty fucker

The art of Being fisted by someone wearing a sandpaper glove that has been dipped in glue and rusty nails.

I'm sorry I can't go horseback riding today, I received a nitty gritty rusty fucker last night.

by Taintscratcher80 July 15, 2014

Gritty Trump

When you go camping for three days without washing your hands, and then you grab someone's pussy (could even be your own.)

I saw the dirt under my fingernails, and I realised I must have been gritty trumpin' myself while he was banging me from behind, just now.

by Pygmy84 May 14, 2020

Gritty Grease

Re-using anal oozings (a mix of cum, lube, rectal mucus, and fecal debris) as lube for anal sex. The fecund mix is gritty from particles, causing discomfort to both parties as well as often being foul-smelling.

I blew my load in her ass but she was so hot I stayed hard. I wiped up some of her gritty grease and gave her another pounding. It was all good but it hurts when you get it in your jap's eye.

by Sandjuggler October 20, 2025

Gritty

A Holy Spirit. The dance that makes people come together.

Did somebody say gritty?

by GRIITTY November 17, 2022