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Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:

1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.

Milo: Your sitting by yourself.

2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.

50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
Graham by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020
Graham, the type of guy that lies to women,if ur in a relationship with him and can’t find him he’s usually in another woman’s bed,he lies through his teeth and waste of time generally the biggest cheat in Gloucester
Someone: do u know where I might find graham

Me: in my bed who’s asking
Graham by @tellingthetruth April 12, 2020
Graham is generally white and somebody named Albee usually breaks their arm
Graham is so white
Graham by Ihatealbre October 16, 2020
Almost always white, mostly chill other than the casual racism exerted. Supporter of racism and/or in KKK groups. NeoNazi
Bro stop being so racist your acting like Graham
Graham by Eheusijd April 12, 2021
Graham has a husband sized cock
Graham by Z!GGYCAT October 5, 2021
She is a funko pop horder.And shes so smart that everyone wants to be her. She owns alot of socks and only wants to wear jeans. In her free time she gose tiki dancing in a strangers front yard.
John: Mike you need to see this.
Mike:Graham is dancing in are front yard again with her funko pops.
Graham by uydwglidg November 12, 2021