Gollum Time

Indulging in unhealthy loner behavior

Hey want to go to the movies?
No, I’m having some gollum time, leave me alone

by Melonister September 5, 2021

Gollum arsed

Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed

“Mate you are Gollum arsed “

by Stayout March 15, 2019

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"

by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009

Gollum Bangs

(n); when a female has a few strands of long thin hairs coming straight down on her forehead, usually ending right above the eyes- thus resembling the LOTR character, Gollum's, bangs. Usually accompanied by a pony tail.

That fat girl at the bar with the pony tail has some gollum bangs!

by biggirlsequallove July 17, 2009

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Gollum Juice

Acording to legend the actor of Gollum needed this Juice to recouperate his voice to be able to continue voicing the character.
It's finely sliced Ginger brewed with boiling water. After letting it stew for a few minutes ad fresh lemon juice and honey.
Very good for a rough voice and soothing for a cold.
We just started calling it Gollum Juice.

I really need a Gollum Juice. Could you bring me some ginger from you'r shopping trip?

by jucyb March 22, 2022

Gollum release

An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.

1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"

2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.

3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.

4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release

by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024